Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
false alarm, still single
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize
