haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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