batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
