I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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