Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
