i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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