You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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