i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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