Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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