how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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