i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Randomize