Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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