they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i think i have two assholes
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We talked him into tasing himself.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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