this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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