That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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