Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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