Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize