I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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