420 ftw
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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