I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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