remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
