Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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