I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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