I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize