Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
her vagine was all disorganized.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
