found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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