dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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