is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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