yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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