No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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