Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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