I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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