Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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