Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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