But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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