Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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