Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
