When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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