it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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