Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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