sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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