That's intense
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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