just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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