i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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