Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We have so much sex to catch up on
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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