omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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