i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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