So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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