Are we in a gay sports bar?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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