Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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