IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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