i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
