have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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